The Top 10 Things Sweden is Missing Out On

Oh ‘Merica the Great! How I miss thee. One month down in Sweden and it’s only now that I realize what I miss most about the Mother Land.

Let me break it down for you in a little post I like to call: “The Top 10 Things Sweden is Missing Out On (Seriously Sweden, Get Your Act Together Because This is a Little Ridiculous)”

1. Let’s just get right down to the nitty gritty here. Taco Bell. TACO BELL. Need I say more? No. No I needn’t.

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2. Applebee’s. Or as my friends and I back home like to refer to it as Crapplebee’s. What I would give for an Applebee’s Oriental Chicken Rollup right now…

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3. While we’re on the topic of crappy and unhealthy yet wonderfully delicious American restaurants, let me throw in a TGI Fridays. Technically they have three TGIF’s in the country of Sweden, but none are close enough for me to get to in a reasonable amount of time.  More importantly, the only real reason anyone goes to a Fridays, the Jack Daniels BBQ. I would eat my own hand right now if it was smothered and covered in that delicious amber sauce.

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4. While we continue on with food, let me introduce you to number 5. Loaded baked potatoes. Swedes love their potatoes I tell ya, but they prefer them mashed and smothered in gravy. Most potatoes in the store are small and made for boilin’ and mashin’. None worthy to be baked for an hour, drowned in butter, sour cream, chives, and bacon. Ohhh the bacon!

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5. Cereal. And when I say cereal I mean junk cereal. Sweden is a land rich with cereal; fiber enriched, granola packed, sugarless, tasteless, oat bran, cereal. Where are my Golden Grams? My Lucky Charms? My Life? My Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Oh God the Cinnamon Toast Crunch!

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6. Vitamin Water, the number one way I got my water intake back in good ol’ ‘Merica. Yes, they have Vitamin Water here in Sweden, but get ready for this….it doesn’t taste the same at all. I guess when you remove most of the sugar and other things deemed “unhealthy” the taste is bound to change. But damnit, that’s what makes water worth drinking!

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7. My hair will never smell the same again…or at least for the duration of my stay here. Herbal Essences. No orgasm inducing hair products here Ladies and Gentlemen, just standard (and unfragrant). *Siiigh*

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8. This one was a shocker. Apparently people in Sweden let their cuts, burns, scrapes, and general owies heal “on their own.” I’m sorry? Come again? What about Neosporin??  No. No such thing. In fact, when I tried to explain this magical ointment to them, I was met with blank stares and confused faces. Tragic.

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9. This one may seem a bit odd to put on my list. But let me tell you, if you were in a dire decorating dilemma and needed poster board to complete your DIY home decorating emergency, you’d be a bit flabbergasted at the lack of poster board in the country of Sweden. After an hour on Google with two Swedes, hand gestures, and shadow puppets we came to the conclusion that poster board does not exist here. DIY decorating emergency still on hold until further notice…

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10. Last, but very certainly not least, Whipped Vodka. The one thing I need most to get me through the lack of items 1-9 in my life.

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Lessons in Layering

I’m not talking about cake Ladies and Gentlemen! Although, now that you mention it….

But seriously, one of the best and most cost-effective ways to enhance an outfit is to layer with items already in your closet. And I don’t just mean adding layers upon layers of clothing, although that is one way to get the effect.

Layering can be done in the most simplified ways through jewelry and, more subtly, through mixing different styles in one ensemble.

What exactly do I mean by this? Let’s look at some examples brought to you by two of my favorite fashionistas out there; Blair Eadie, fashion buyer and blogger (atlantic-pacific.com), and Karla Deras, blogger (karlascloset.com).

Blair has an exceptional talent for layering. She mixes patterns and textures to create a fashion feast for the eyes! Each outfit has a very unique look and feel. Notice that even when she integrates the same pieces into different outfits they have a completely new effect.

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Karla is a great example of layering multiple styles into one outfit. She has an eye for the perfect balance of masculine and feminine.

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Some things to keep in mind when layering:

1. Stick with one show stopping item and keep the other pieces relatively simple.

2. Clean lines and like colors will keep your outfit from becoming too overwhelming.

3. It helps to have at least one figure-hugging item, whether it be a tight skirt like Karla or a belted waist like Blair. You don’t want to be drowning in your layers!

4.  Be confident! Confidence can take an outfit from “What was she thinking?” to “She must know something I don’t.”

 

 

As Swedish As Apple Pie

Highlight of the day? Apple Pie!

Being the all American southern gal that I am, I take my apple pies very seriously. So I was quite pleasantly surprised to discover the wondrous delights that befell me when I tasted the first spoon full of Swedish apple pie with vanilla cream sauce, or as they say in Sweden, äppelpaj och vaniljsås.

Delightful!

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Swedish Apple Pie Recipe:

4 cups of sliced tart apples (about 4 medium)

2/3 to ¾ cup of packed brown sugar

½ cup of all-purpose flour (or self rising flour)

½ cup of oats (regular oatmeal will do not instant)

1 teaspoon of ground cinnamon (more if you wish)

¾ teaspoon of ground nutmeg

1/3 cup of butter softened

Heat oven to 375 degrees.

Arrange sliced apples in a greased 9 or 10 inch pie plate.

Mix remaining dry ingredients and butter.

Sprinkle mixture over the apples.

Bake for about 30 minutes.

 

Recipe Courtesy of: http://inkspector.tblog.com

I Came, I Saw, I Ate Meatballs…

My first visit to the land of Sverige was a grand success! We stayed in Göteborg, the second largest city in Sweden, and my lover boy’s home town.

We took full advantage of our hotel’s kindness with Welcome drinks and breakfast in bed.

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Walking through the city, the warmth of the people was a stark constrast to the sweeping winds and gray clouds that filled the city streets. Bundled tight in my warmest plaid coat and layers of scrarf, and cashmere, I marveled at the coublstone streets and the grand architure that so beautifully defines Northern Europe.

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Our last few days were spent in Borås, a small city an hour East of Göteborg, where Lover Boy’s parents call home. By far one of the most scerene places I’ve ever been. We spent long nights wrapped in blankets by the fire, eating Swedish Meatballs, köttbullar, and Cinnamon Buns, kanelbullar.

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Absolute perfection.

Orzo Stuffed Peppers

Living in a house with a meat lover and a veggie lover, it’s hard to find meals we can both fall for, but tonight I found a recipe that brought harmony to our kitchen.

Orzo Stuffed Peppers:

Cut tops off peppers; remove seeds and membranes. Chop the tops and set aside.

Cook orzo, drain, and set aside.

Rinse peppers under cold water and place in a large pot of salted water. Bring to a boil; reduce heat, cover, and simmer for 5 minutes. Drain peppers and set aside.

Chop the onion, tomatoes, and garlic.

Heat olive oil a large skillet over medium heat until hot. Sauté  green pepper, onion, and garlic until vegetables are tender. Add tomatoes, tomato sauce, oregano, basil, 1 teaspoon salt, and pepper to taste. Simmer for about 10 minutes.

While the Veggies are simmering, brown ground beef in a separate skillet.

Once the veggies are done cooking, combine with meat and rice.

Line a small casserole dish with foil. Place peppers in the casserole dish and spoon in filling.

Bake at 350 for about 30 minutes.

Sprinkle with cheese and leave in oven long enough to melt the cheese.

Plate and devour.

Ingredients: 

2 green bell peppers
1 tablespoon olive oil
1/2 cup chopped onion
1 can (14.5 ounces) tomatoes
1 can (8 ounces) tomato sauce (or use the sauce from the canned tomatoes)
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 teaspoon dried leaf oregano
1/2 teaspoon dried leaf basil
salt
black pepper
2 pounds lean ground beef or chuck
1 cup cooked orzo
shredded mild Cheddar and Monterrey Jack cheese

Coconut Cream

After the longest day locked in cubicle hell, nothing is quite as decompressing as shopping with Mom at the local shops..and planning your shopping trip around the pie they’re serving next door.

Did I mention the pie?

If only more days revolved around pie. The world would be a much happier place!

 

To Make:

Combine 1/2 cup sugar and cornstarch in a heavy saucepan.

Whisk together half-and-half and egg yolks.

Gradually whisk egg mixture into sugar mixture; bring to a boil over medium heat, whisking constantly. Boil 1 minute; remove from heat.

Stir in butter, 1 cup coconut, and 1 teaspoon vanilla. Cover with plastic wrap, placing plastic wrap directly on filling in pan; let stand 30 minutes.

Spoon custard mixture into prepared crust, cover, and chill 30 minutes or until set.

Beat whipping cream at high-speed with an electric mixer until foamy; gradually add 1/3 cup sugar and remaining 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla, beating until soft peaks form.

Spread whipped cream over pie filling and garnish with toasted coconut flakes.

Let the happiness ensue!

Ingredients:

1 blind-baked 9-inch pastry shell
1/2 cup sugar
1/4 cup cornstarch
2 cups half-and-half
4 egg yolks
3 tablespoons butter
1 cup sweetened flaked coconut
2 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract, divided
2 cups whipping cream
1/3 cup sugar
Garnish: toasted coconut

Recipe courtesy of http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/coconut-cream-pie-10000001062178/

As they say in Sweden, saker att göra innan du dör..

When first introduced to the Swedish culture, I was suffering from a severe case of Americanitis. Basically, an ignorant and inaccurate view of world geography, culture, and general, all around common sense. More specifically I had a tendency to confuse Sweden with Switzerland. “Oh! You have all the chocolate!” No, that’s Switzerland. “Oh, you’re the ones with the watches!” No, that’s Switzerland. “You have the alps?” Switzerland. “The cheese..” Switzerland.

The closer I get to our move to Göteborg, the more excited I am for my saker att göra innan du dör. Or more simply put, things to do before I die..I know, it sounds so much more intriguing in Swedish.

1. The Northern Lights

2. A night in the ice hotel

3. Dog sledding, yes, dog sledding.

4. Visiting Malmö. Where my Great Grandpa is from, or Gammelmorfar.

5. The Old Town in Stockholm. This was the original city of Stockholm dating back to the 13th Century!

6. Visingsö. According to legend,Visingsö was created when the giant, Vist, threw a tuft of grass into the Vättern lake, so that his lover had a stepping stone to keep her feet dry. It’s the history of chivalry! Visingsö was home to the King of Sweden during war-time with the Danish. It also offers historical treasure seekers remnants from the stone age and Viking times.

 

 

Monday Night Dinner

It’s a rainy Monday night in Atlanta. So what’s better than creamy three cheese tortellini, portabella, and spinach soup in the slow cooker. Yum yum!

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To Make:
1.Place county gravy mix in slow cooker. Gradually add the water to the mix, stirring until smooth. Stir in broth, mushrooms, onion, garlic, basil, salt, oregano, and cayenne pepper.
2.Cover and cook on low-heat setting for 5 to 6 hours or on high-heat setting for 2-1/2 to 3 hours.
3.Stir in tortellini. Cover and cook on low-heat setting for 1 hour more or high-heat setting for 45 minutes more.
4.Stir in evaporated milk and fresh spinach. If desired, sprinkle individual servings with black pepper and Parmesan cheese. Makes 4 servings.

Ingredients:
1-1 1/2 – 2 ounce envelope country gravy powder mix
4 cups water
1-14 ounce can vegetable broth
1 1/2 cups sliced fresh mushrooms
1/2 cup chopped onion
3 cloves garlic, minced
1/2 teaspoon dried basil, crushed
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon dried oregano, crushed
1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1- 7 or 8 ounce package dried cheese tortellini (about 2 cups)
1-12 ounce can evaporated milk
6 cups fresh baby spinach leaves or torn spinach
Ground black pepper (optional)
Finely shredded Parmesan cheese (optional)

 
Recipe shared from: http://www.bhg.com/recipe/soups/creamy-tortellini-soup/